Candy crush affairs

Does your partner seem to spend endless hours playing ‘games’ on their phone? Can they not break their concentration? Can’t seem to put their phone down? If the change has come all of the sudden, you may want to make sure they’re really playing an app, not just playing you.

Statistically speaking, adulterers spend quite a bit of time on their cell phones, and often can’t seem to pry themselves away from their mobile device. And yet every time you get a glance of their screen, they seem to be playing a new game that is “all of the rage”.

Now, hypothetically, wouldn’t a game for your phone be the perfect cover for an affair? With secret liaisons becoming increasingly abundant on the world wide web through niche dating sites such as Victoria Milan, it is no surprise to see companies going to great lengths to help their clientele keep their fling on the d.l. by disguising your conversations in plain view.

Many men and women would take the chance to find happiness in a lover, if they knew they could maintain discretion. You need not look further for your solution.

Step 1) Setting the mood.

Download any one of the numerous popular fad games onto your phone. Start playing the game(or games) all the freaking time. I’m talking, play it while you’re drinking your morning cup of joe, while your spouse watches TV, during commercials, before bed, even in the middle of the night when you can’t sleep.

The goal here is to establish new routines. Get your spouse used to seeing you on your phone all the time, but while you’re doing something innocent. That way if they question your new behavior or demand to know who you’re talking to, you can blame your addiction to this new awesome game!

Step 2) Getting involved.

Now that you’ve been consecutively on your phone long enough for their suspicions to subside, it’s time to get real. Download the real dating apps, create your profiles, and begin browsing potential matches.

The cool part about dating sites like Victoria Milan that specialize in helping people find affairs, is that everyone else on the site is looking for the same thing. They aren’t looking for love or anything serious, and they also are looking to maintain discretion and secrecy when it comes to their secret sexual encounters. This means you won’t be breaking hearts, wasting time, or but it also means they will respect your privacy and avoid calling at hours that would raise suspicion.

Step 3) The rendez-vous.

Once you’ve found someone who strikes your fancy, be sure to lay out guidelines, such as what times are okay to call, what alias to call each other, and of course, how often you will meet. At the end of the day, no one is going to believe you woke up at 3 A.M. yearning to play Candy Crush Saga from the bathroom floor.

To minimize suspicions, day meetings are the easiest. Choosing to meet out of town or when your spouse is away are also good options, but always be diligent in checking your surroundings so you don’t wind up blowing your cover in front of your spouse’s best buddy.

If you truly want discreet affairs you must plan it out beforehand. Planning ahead helps maintain order as well as catching conflicting details before your spouse does. Insure that your schedule is routine and keep your attitude in check. Be sure to go over everything in advance, because if anyone in your life is going to be able to detect that something about you is off, it would certainly be the person who spends every day with you.

So if you’re ready to live your best life, take a couple minutes to make your profile at Victoria Milan and rediscover the passion you’ve been missing.